I cannot believe that these robots can fail so hard, or forget about something for 1 year. I just got 2 p's saying that my reviews that i made on spam 1 year ago and 10 months ago respectively. I responded

While justice deferred is justice denied, Stupidity deferred is more f-cktardly each day.

To whom it may concern... i'm back
you didn't get my account info...big fuck up
i and other users have
a. made it so only I can approove new users
b. deleted spam accounts
c. deleted all posts with trojans and code f-ck ups.

If you are in duck division let me make myself clear... I;m back, fuck you all!

i've been gone awhile. Anyone know what kk is?

well, i'm leaving newgrounds. if you need me, and know my phone number, really, how fucked up are you?

but then again, am i surprised? not in the slightest. Every time i go to a new page, Ghostery pops up and shows the everpresent Google Analytics, that creepy thing peering over my shoulder like a rather pissed teacher, watching my every move. Now, onto more pressing matters.

This site is beyond saving. I have tried to blow the whistle on the assholes who make spam on this site, and those who ruin the experience for those who just like to see some good flash. however, tere is nothing i can do. Sure, the spam has been halved, if not more, but now the ads!!! The user pages are filled with this spam. There are ads on every page, 8 on every flash!

So now, a message to tom. A porn site creator, MOOT, won people's #1 person of the year. 4chan gets 13 million views daily! yet for some reason, they can go out in public, attend convention, and carry the bare minimum of ads, with ZERO shops or seling items. My point? We all want to be a millionaire, only a few of us have the balls to say "no" when it comes to selling our soul to Google.

Mods-Honestly, it' called moderation, not "kill every bbs blog and abuse the power". PEOPLE HAVE THE RIGHT TO AN OPINION, YA FUCKIN MORONS!!! if somone posts inappropriate pics or swears like, Yup, this FORMER front page flash (let me state, i have no beef with the author), then that's fine. When somone states an opinion, well, This isnt Soviet Russia. THIS IS. Feel free to move.

To the True flash animators-it is my honor to have been in the presence of such talent. I cannot sketch, yet you turn a computer, a tablet and some software into works of art. For those of you who have not resorted to crappy parodies with no thought and the words "aw shit" as a punchline, you are the modern artists. You bring new ideas you have created to life, in a gallery of pixels and bytes, you are the monets, the rembrants, the tolstoys and the non-suicidal hemmingways of your generation. great work.

To anyone else not involved in the sellout of newgrounds, and not accepting the bribes for all of the ads, i applaud you. You have not fallen to the bull that has corrupted this site. You have not fed the advertising machine, and for that, you deserve my sincerest thanks.

To PatriotProram-You have made a valiant effort. You feel that it is worthwhile to remove the filth of spam groups. i applaud you, but now, i must hand off my seat. I hereby appoint PokemonPoe to my position. He was the voice of the forum when Blam had to leave, thus, i entrust him with this role.

Finally, a little reminder to Everyone- This is a website. Isnt there someting better you can do with your time? invest 15 minutes in your own goddamn lives, and see what becomes of it. I took a break, and now, i feel like a stranger in this place, but i am building my own rc plane. I have a new hobby, and i am well on my way to getting a pilot's license. Now ask yourself-IS THERE SOMETHING BETTER I CAN DO WITH MY TIME?? if yo answered anything but no, if you haven't looked out the window and seen spring coming, or fall for those in the south hemisphere, or thought " i want to do something that doesnt involve my ass falling asleep in front of a computer monitor", or figured, i have a car, i should do something, and you still figure there is nothing better to do, get a life and friends who you have seen before, and for gods sake, get off the site! you live once, the one thing you dont want is to regret your decision to not have a social life.

so get off the computer, walk outside, and do something, anything! play with friends, see a movie, stare boldly at the clouds at what could be, but for gods sake, do something!

and with that, i am gone. i will be on until sunday, then that's it.

and p.s. if you thought this wasnt going anywhere, i sent this to tom.

edit: AND YA SEE! THAT'S THE EPIC BULLSHIT THAT IS RUININ NG.

TO ANYONE WHO THINKS POSTING THE STORY ABOUT THE SODOMIZING INSPECTOR IS FUNNY, HONESTLY, GROW UP!!!

ok, i'm drawing a line here. it's one thing to advertise in a game, that's fine. advertising 75 different crappy mmo's on every page of newgrounds is just retarded. sure, a banner ad will make money. is tom trying to buy a learjet or something off banner ads? ebay has fewer ads, for gods sake.

long and short- For god sake! DRAW A GODDAMN LINE!!! between mochiads and site ads, i see more ads than flash 3 times over.

well, a ng member got arrested for threatening to burn down hies school. needless to say, tom is a moron. going to schoo with a lighter is a morinic idea.

kinda funny, i just noticed, these spammers sound like tourettes guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exu4HOZ iXFs&feature=related

funny. sounds like liabswans, aka Snawsball, except replace lenscrafters with newgrounds, and "pick up my glasses" with "submitting crappy flash" :)

anyone see this?

by the way, duckdivision died again yesterday.

Moderators-arent you supposed to be keeping crap out, like spam? isnt that part of your job? i have not seen a new flash list yet without a [??] or [???] in one of the flashes, and that's at least since last saturday, january 24. look, i have done a fair job. i tag many of the new spams i see with a whistle, yet after half an hour, with th 4 or 5 new flashes you see, you dont review them.you just do...i dunno, what do you do? many of your members are more concerned with flash reviews for crappy flashes. this is kind of a blinking headlight, morons. when 5 people in a row give a flash a zero, you should look at the flash immediately, not flash ban people (malachy) yet, here i sit, a weeklong review ban that ends today, and look! fagfederation put more propegada spam up.

will somone wake up and do something? between 51 mods, noone can say "no, a flash called fightergame 1.21 shouldnt have a ceisure-causing square and some description about a russian hooker" or "no, you shouldnt have a flash on the portal with the only dialogue being "n-gger n-gger n-gger""?!?

and before somone tries to flak me for this, let me make this ABUNDANTLY clear. no matter who you are, if you try to spam this account, or manage to p-ss me off more, you will be banned from this account.

take a look at this

http://amplified31.newgrounds.com/

and before you ask, no, i am not gay, and no, that's not my picture. i am about 5 years older than that kid, or he has a growth disorder.

but the maturity, lmao. he posted this after he spammed my blog. so look if you like, i honestly dont give a crap. it's just too funny to me!

well, [ee], or eric astrada, is a new spam group. like many groups, they have a forum, and they keep it public.

YOU BUNCH OF MORONS!

if you use the forum to plan anything, 30 seconds of signup gives antispam groups unlimited intel.

also, old threat, cyberen, is being added to the forum as of saturday as a concern. in recent weeks, his flashes have become more moronic, and are showing a slow fff development curve-going from harmless flashes with pics to nazi referrences.